Top Ten Comments from the Olympics

> > >> Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the
> >>
> >> [2004] Summer Olympics that they would like to take back
> >> 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
> >> snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
> >> 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
> >> personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
> >> 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
> >> and father."
> >> 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in
> >> boxing, but none of them really that serious."
> >> 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
> >> expect the same thing again."
> >> 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
> >> it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
> >> 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
> >> president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
> >> 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
> >> eleven Dicks on the field."
> >> 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
> >> that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them
> >> .. . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"